yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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