Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
