People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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