Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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