I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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