we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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