Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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