help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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