nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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