is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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