She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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