I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
