do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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