So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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