Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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