so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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