Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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