we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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