READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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