I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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