Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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