no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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