I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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