we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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