Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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