How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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