HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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