I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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