I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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