Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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