ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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