Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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