People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
