Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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