I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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