brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if only i could text you this smell
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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