Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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