Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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