i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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