Your tits are I can't wait for
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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