The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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