I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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