i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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