we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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