if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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