Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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