You're so nebulous sometimes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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