don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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