It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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