the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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