White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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