Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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