We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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