There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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