Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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