3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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