so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Sex in the backyard? Check.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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