Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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